Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
For the Sallad
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
He turns off the PlayStation.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Turned down 4 watt
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.
He turns off his xbox.
Because it was two-tired.
A stand up driver.
Give her a shovel...
It mistbehaved
A Super Bowl
The Hyperbole
