Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
Because it will go right over his head
From a distance they look like hares!
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Bed buglars.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
XBOX JUAN
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
