Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
For the Sallad
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
At least Ebola will finish me off
Pittsburg Steelers
Orphans.
Someone is losing their trailer..
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
A moo'd specialist.
They already know everything.
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Holy
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.