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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.