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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.