What did Superman get at the supermarket?

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl