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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.