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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.