What did Superman get at the supermarket?

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30