What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.