What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.