What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.