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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.