What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.