What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.