What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.