What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."