Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.