Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!