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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke