Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.