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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!