Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level