Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.