Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.