What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.