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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*