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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.