What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.