It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
February 14th.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
My mother.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
To make sure his cross fit.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Because the owner will tell you
At the spa-getti.
You really have to nail it