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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.