Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.