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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.