Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy