What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.