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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!