What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.