What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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