What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.