What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city