Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this