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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!