Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?