Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!