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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.