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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!