Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!