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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!