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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!