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U.N. Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.