What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday