Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".