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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*