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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is