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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!