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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"