When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!