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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"