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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA