What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!