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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.