What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!