What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.