What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.