At whine o'clock.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
She's a transparent.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
I think I could use a Han here.
A napkin.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
