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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is