What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is