What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.