What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man