Student: A variable who don't need no man
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Because it ends with A-men
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Student: "A heart attack."
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
The variables aren't necessarily related.