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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man