What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.