What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man