Because he was resisting a rest.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Because she was illegal.
They're married.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Rest in **police**.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
He resisted a rest.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
