Why was the man sent to prison after st...

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?