Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.