Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.