Because he was resisting a rest.
A-salt
You know he did it.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A hens nights
They remove all attachments.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
They just can't resist the heroine.
He's resisting a rest!
