What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.