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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.