What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.