What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Airbus Jokes More Airbus Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.