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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!