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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.