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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.