Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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A buccaneer

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!