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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned