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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!