Because it was charged with battery.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
At the other end of the telescope.
You unplug it!
Take away it's credit cards!
More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
A battery has a positive side.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
It wouldn't stand up in court
Law suits!
