Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!