Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.