How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.