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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke