If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
It was Nervous
There's Google.
Immigrants
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Because they'll crack up anyways
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
They both sell G-strings
An idle worshiper.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
LOST!!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
It lifts their spirits.