Couple Day Jokes

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Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.