If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because it was charged with battery.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
A stretch
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
He heard there was lots of Kids there.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
It already has at least hundred degrees
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
She went looking for the three guys.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
He charges you double.
Take away its USB cable.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
No reception.
