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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells