What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

Reptile disfunction..