What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!