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What batteries do turtles use?

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!