What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!