What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.