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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.