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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron