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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.