Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion