Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!