Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit