Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)