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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!