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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"