Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!