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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.