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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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He's always Snowden.

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Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste