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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)