What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste