What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"