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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!