What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

How many were left?

Nine!

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!