What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders