What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.