What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable