What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!