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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders