What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.