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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.