What did Einstein's dad say when he pub...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.