What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins