What did Einstein's dad say when he pub...

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.