What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him