What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!