What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.