What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.