What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.