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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.