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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!