What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.