What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food