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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***