What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!