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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.