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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..