How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.