What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds