What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds