What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.