What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.