What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.