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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..