Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
It was legend dairy.
Because he was a quack addict
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Because it's out of the high rent district.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
You tape bread to the ceiling.
He just couldn't tape it anymore.
