Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Merci backup.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
A Doge charger
A bilingual chicken
He lives on a street with no name.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
It's impossible to put down
One with a cemetery plot.
Tape
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
