Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
He was trying to save Krypton
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Stop peaking at me.
They stop calling each other.
A Toy-Yoda
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Muenster.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Danger: Do not touch
A book has papers.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
The dog taped his mouth.
AbDUCT tape
