Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
With a Ruff IRA.
C P Arrr!
Santa stops at three Ho's
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Do you even Lyft bro?
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Haram bea
A cottage
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Tequila Mockingbird.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
The dog taped his mouth.
A running gag.
