Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.