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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.