Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.