Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.