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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity