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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.