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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.