How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...