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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.