How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist