How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.