How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!