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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena