How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!