As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Both of them.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because they get jalapeo business.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator