How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.