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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

South Africa Jokes More South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.