What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.