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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal