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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal