If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
Like that.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
You look for the fresh prints!
Chicken sees a salad.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Because they die in them.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
The other half
Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Seoul searching
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Look ma, no hands!
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!
He's looking over his shoulder
Stevie Wonder
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Hey look, we have the same IPhone case
Cleavage.
A Tourist!
He was taking a look around
Wow you looked shocked.
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Don't look! I'm changing!
Danke memes
To find Pooh!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Haloumi!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
They were looking in Oldowan places
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
A solar ellipses...
Azif
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Because he thought it wood look better!
Look a squirrel!
He looked a little blue
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Dried red paint
Chicken Caesar Salad
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Pretty gaunt
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Looks over both shoulders....
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
I can't even look at you anymore!
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Unseaworthy
Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight
Looking for Pooh.
It is always look but don't touch.
It was all broused up!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
A coffin.
They though it was Riel funny!
People look down on them.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
Hey.. you're looking fly
Because he is a Norsissist.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Artificial celery
Elephino.
He was looking for a webpage!
Antiquing.
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
The next page.
Both looking for a tight seal.
Look at her beaver.
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
I can see my shelf
Where is my tractor?
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
M'self
Fire.
Using the lords name in vanity
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
The current US presidential election
On the world wide web.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
I am bread.
At least a brazillion dollars...
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
It was a black one.
Me: oh, um, science.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Because he plays with Pooh
Gummy Bear
A man's undivided attention!
When she hands out long sentences.
