I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
They were looking for the ark tick.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Look, donut seeds!
I'd tap that.
The kernel was looking for him.
He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...
A red bucket in disguise.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Her ankles.
Because no one will look for them.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
What's the matter You look flushed!
They both look good hanging from a tree
He was rushin'
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Made you look!
Mick e-mouse.
He kept looking at his hoes.
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
Fire.
Because now his watch has ended.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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So they have something to do in the afternoon.
When you look at crime statistics.
That outfit makes you look very corny.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
Don't look I'm changing!!
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
The youth in Asia.....
From a distance they look like hares!
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
They both look good hanging from trees
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Looking sharp.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis
Because it got fired!
For me it's three weeks.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
Ah horse apples!
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Well, there is a vast difference.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He was looking for Pooh.
Don't look down.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Look, Ma! No hands!
So he could look like his mama.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Bandit like Beckham
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Finding Forrester
Look at it in a mirror.
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
They have hearts of stone.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Look out for the mice!
Because he can't see through the wall.
By looking over your shoulder.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Other lawyers look interested.
What everything looks like.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT
A. Donut seeds.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
You look elephantastic!
She looked at their last names...
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Well they'd look silly with long hair!
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
That.
White and gold.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
The pair with no sole.
Decaf coffee!
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
He was feeling a little crummy.
Grandpa.
Sandusky
The Army.
His hand caught fire.
6 1/2 books.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
