What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing