Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing