Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!