They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Marry it
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
McBook Eyre
No Escape
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.