They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Because why emcee, eh
Turns over a new leaf!
A nickeless cage.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
A bus
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
